Some days I get into philosophical discussions with our Fed Ex guy. But today someone called “from the US Military” wanting to source “a large number of Boye crochet hooks.” He sounded legit, and told me what GSA paperwork I’d need to fill out, but I had to break it to him that I only had 3 in stock and all the rest were Susan Bates. I gave him the numbers of three of our notions suppliers, but did I do the right thing? Was he just trying to “hook up” our troops with some nice leisure supplies? Or does the Army have some nefarious plans involving crochet? The mind boggles.